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This week's jokes ! :)

- What's the name of the max security prison in Oltenia?
- AlcaPraz...

Americans, Japanese and Albanian soldiers compete in canon fireing.
Americans-5000m, Japanese-10000m and finally Albanians-5m.
The Americans say to the Albanians:
- Only 5m? Pour you...
- If you think you're better come and blow yourself...

The only Albanian newspaper was noting : "The economy in Albania is on the ground !!!"
- What's the cause...? One of the two existing soda factories exploded !

The best 3 jokes will be posted on a weekly basis :) !

Gigi Becali - Arest ? - Dreptate sau inscenare?

Intrebarea principala ar fi : De ce ? Si sunt cateva intrebari ce incep cu asta :

- De ce hotii sunt in programul de protectie al martorilor si nu la inchisoare ?

- De ce politia nu s-a autosesizat la furtul masinii ?

- De ce a fost luat de acasa de mascati, fara sa i se trimita o citatie ?

- De ce nu are parte de respectul cuvenit ?

Daca isi raspunde cineva la aceste intrebari sa-mi trimiteti si mie un mail ca sa pot publica cele mai bune raspunsuri.
Raspunsurile mele vor veni la sfarsit ! Dupa ce va fi eliberat . Ele vor veni chiar din gura domnului Becali.